All By Myself to End

I never should have said it says younger sis of braindead holly... Mer tells her to tell her, tell her what you would want her to say if roles were reversed. she sobs and says shes so sorry, she loves her.... Mer channels John Edwards and tells her she loves her too... Then she goes all typical greys and repeats she loves you about ten times... parents hug verbal abuser girl...

Mer and Der at board (for the 1st time in 50 mins)and probably only b/c shes mad at Xtina... GA score that plays in all their romantic moments since S1 starts....
He gives her advice and she actually appears to be listening. he thinks he should talk to her. apparently they are in a fight b/c yangie didnt pick mer.

Der: They don't tell you when you become a Dr its gonna be like this. They dont tell u any of that.. You lose more patients than you save.. 16 ( hollys age).. and something something death


Lexie is encouraging twitter freak to try to talk.... just try... husband not in room.. she says hi... excitement and laughter...Husband walks by and catches....hi, he is so excited... they laugh cry with joy....

Assburger accuses chief of emotional torture... wants to know if that was intent.... he says yes... she says have board make me better offer

Mer confronts Yang. Says she knows she didnt pick her b/c she didnt stand up for her with intern secret surgery... She says you told me to pick best candidate. Karev had most experience in that surgery.. was more prepared. thats why chose him.... mer is one making it personal not her..


then bursts... none of you said anything those our interns. I won this, me. If I dont deserve this solo none of us do...

George is not sure if more jealous of alex or worried about iz... thinks there is something wrong... hope george is one to save her tumor ridden brain..

mer tells Karev shell be pissed if he screws up after she didnt win. he better kick ass. Chief wants to know is he ready? he is

MCAcne ass corners Xtina in the furnace room... High school flashbacks and Marilyn Monroe over the grate images in my head... air comes a rushing... they are lovin it... about to kiss... kissing.. the furnace room is so their elevator....

Pretty Seattle at night..

Lexie shows up at Steamsters bach pad ( how the hell do they all know where each other lives)
she compliments him and walks past him sits on couch and starts saying teach me all sexy... then in true greys style repeats it five hundred times while she strips off sweater, then undershirt
red bra

Am I really so bad? she asks when he protests
No, he says, I am.. they start to make out.. it's kinda hot and i think I might be mopping the floor with my own panties if this continues....

Solo going on - crew in gallery- betting going on- flashback to first season as mer says "hey, that's one of us down there show some respect! (I will give my husbands McDreamy scrub top he wore once from ABC.com to whoever can tell me who said that 1st season and about who and what surgery was being performed...) I know I know! I bet Terri does too, if she ever ventures out of her safe space in the spec and disc thread at ABC.com to the big scary internet....(LOVE U TERRI)

Closing Mono:

We enter the world alone. And we leave it alone. And everything that happens in between ( Izzie scrubbing in for 1st time since 4 eva) we owe it to ourselves to find a little company. We need help. We need support. Otherwise we're in it by ourselves. ( Yang and McBadAcne making out in venty room) Strangers.(Slexie fucking HOT) Cut off from each other. And we forget just how connected we all are. ( organs being harvested from Holly)(Karev begins surgery with Izzie.) So instead we choose love. We choose life. And for a momentif only for a little while, we feel just a little bit less alone. ( Ten blade, says Karev. Izzie hands it to him... No Denny in sight... just one yellow ugly ass leg )

Next week: Change is in the air, Drs will be losing minds, breaking promises, and facing biggest challenge of career ( wow how original of a preview)

All in all, the epi was, as my Grandma would say, EHH

All By Myself to 4th break

Yang and WOW! Izzie in scrubs! At the hospital! Talking about sex - saying its best sex anyones ever had... says shes not going to get surgery but she is having great sex.... back to twitter laptop lady. trying to get her to try to talk, that is her problem.. her husband freaks b/c she immediately opens laptop and starts tweeting. he burst NO no more laptop no more post its.... Lexie suggest he give her space. Hes not into it...

Sadie goes to chief and tells him mutilation was her fault... AHA chief says we both know who your father is and that is why u are still here. If I were u I'd be worrying about making up for it not ( btw the lines) telling me what I already know.
Yang and AssBurger. Ass is getting all wet over braindead hollys organs. She says people are dying as they speak while hollys family mourns....

Yang goes to board where crew is waiting with bated breath... grabs sharpie, starts to write... Karev.. wtf... he can barely suture. Chief asks about choice Yang says he made the right case. Mer looks P to the I to the double S to the E to the D
OMG Karev runs to Izzies on call denny room and tells her he loves her and he thinks shes been absent b/c she loves him too. and he gets all McDreamy speech and says she doesnt have to be scared, hes not going to die, not going anywhere... he thinks she makes him better, being with her wants him to be better. and he wants her to scrub in w/ him on the solo... You love me she says??? Shut up he says. He walks out

Im really starting to not like that guy says waffle shirt from 93 DDD.....

OY flipping VEY

All By Myself to 3rd break

Kerev comes to Yang to suck ass.. It must be squeaky clean by now! he tells her she was robbed of the solo, blah blah. Then he presents all his medical knowledge and resume of amputations
Then we see Yang with MCAdolescentAcneScars
She is explaining her criterias to try to pick who gets to chop the leg...

Sadie continues to hit on Callie with a lecherous look in her eyes .. that makes Sloan look like a puddy cat. You could mop the floor with their panties with the looks of things....

George tries to be a big boy and confront Alex RE: crazy Izzie... I mean, we all have sex with ourselves but at least we know it! G tries to tell Alex something is wrong with her... Alex just having recovered from Ava, Interrupted is not having it... AT ALL

Izzie and DDD are still in bed and he is still wearing a stinky looking waffle knit shirt from the 1993 J Crew catalog... It's hard to believe she is still employed... She rationalizes there will always be surgeries not fiances who rise from dead... Um, honey... he will always be dead and you won't always be alive... anyone care to do the math.... for her sake, I hope there won't always be brain tumors making her see him b/c I can't handle next season with BOTH of their unshowered asses walking around SGH...

Now Sadie is flirting with Lexie... Don't they have porn and vibrators in England??

This epi should have been called "Kissing Ass myself", or "I'll lick ass for Christmas"

Now she's gone into self pity mode, b/c of course she is perfect and it's the system, the program that is flawed... Sadie herself is just perfection in a bisexual bottle!

Then she tells fresh out the box shes so sheltered Lexie that Sloan wants to slip her his ten blade....Without mentioning the obvious... she wants to slip her her ten inch strap on...

Back to surgery! This is a medical show people!

Bailey is asking Sloan questions. he gets bitchy. She has a humble moment and says is just trying to learn her something. He softens and lets her do some thing that means something to them... you know, medical.

Back to me and my sister ten years ago... I mean back to the sisters in the car crash on the show.... The sister that told the other she wished her dead is crying by the wished dead one's side while she is in a coma... crying of course... nice last words... How many K's of therapy is that one sentence going to require?
She asks is comatose can hear her

Dr. Assburger bursts in like a raincloud. Robotically says her brain is dead she has no thoughts, feelings, emotions, and I will be harvesting her organs as soon as the parents give the ok.. They look up, teary eyes, from the bedside they have thrown themselves literally on... Cant we have more time? they ask

Burger gets all drooly and dreamy and starts talking about how fresh and young her organs are... Im thinking she wants them with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Her sister keeps telling her to wake up. ASsburger keeps talking medical shit. The sister wants her to get out! Mer says, they get it, they get it, pls leave.... The one who wished her sister dead keeps screaming wake up holly....

they love the repetition on this show. Shonda should have been a pop song writer....

Greys All by Myself to 2nd break

George walks up to Yang to try to suck ass to scrub in on solo while she is brushing her teeth. Tries to sell her the whoever I didnt kill makes me stronger line of Bullsh....

Sisters still making me have flashbacks... throwing things at each other...one needs a CT.. I smell a brain tumor... and regret as one says I hope you die... I'm sensing death and bitter miserable regret in THAT storyline within 25 minutes...

Yang finds Dr. Asburger...They are both really trying....Yang is stuttering... Burger wants to know if it's occassional or persistent and offers her a treatment... whoa she is treating Yang like the mental case... Guess she kinda is weirder than burger....

Flip to the lady addicted to what I would like to say twitter

guy starts with the emotional verbal diahhrea re : the post it communication in his marriage.
w/ SexieLexiesmavericksurgeon...

Sadie is either kissing callies ass for surgeries or hoping to kiss her Africa I can't tell yet. I mean, who LOVEs broken bones.... Sounds like the guy at the bar who tells you he wants to hear your poetry.... and it would sound even better with your clothes on his floor as he passes out in post orgasmic bliss hes thinking..

Oh, here goes, something medical and bad is happening to the sister the other wished dead.... I swear my Dog can predict whats going to happen on this show, while he's licking his asshole...

All By Myself to 1st break

Opening Mono: My mother called it the greatest and most terrifying moment in her life... ( flashes of lexie, chiefs faces) Standing at the head of the surgical table, knowing that someone's life depended on you and you alone. ( Lexie + other interns looking for Alex) It's what we all dream about. because the 1st person who gets to fly solo in the er... kindof a badass ( chief holding court w/ our crew, lexie peeking, reporting.. "it's Karev... no stevens.. Izzie breaks Xtina's balls about being ineligible b/c of knowing about self mutilating interns) EWWW DDD is hanging out w/ Izzie at work! No ! it's grey! ( no)

Bailey puts them in their place: None of the interns are lipreaders... you have to wait for the attendings to vote, just like when I won.. Yes I won. I was good. I didn't cut LVAD wires.. my interns didn't perform surgery on themselves... I was specialk youn, special, and black! I just went about my work and waited for my name to be called.

Lexie comes back - Alex says shut up helen keller... they ask who is it... she says it's you and points... screen fades to white

Chief is saying 1st solo is below knee amputation. Not about just skill, but trust.... for 1st time, all attendings picked the same person... Yang.. (duh) but since she is banned, she will pick who it is... and b/c the interns are banned from surgery, she will also get to pick another res to scrub in... will post decision today


She is pissed... ultimate torture for her. everyone starts major brown hole suckage.... Denny is everywhere and he has man boobs!!! Everyone assuming she'll pick mer...

Lexie is mad b/c Yang hasnt talked to her since the debacle...

Uh oh, Slexie moment.....

totally hitting on him....
he says why u talking about sex to me! I'm your teacher! Poor guy hes trying so hard...

bailey wants in on Sloans surge

He overrides intern ban to let sexy lexie scrub in

Xtina is in charge of Dr. Asberger...

Mc CraterFace redhead is everywhere she turns... hes so UG, people!


lol
they are trying to present but patient can't drag herself away from her laptop, covered in post its

OMG I wonder if shes on twitter !

Sadie wants to know everything mer knows about Alex.. OH no... Izzie is so going to kick his ass... Sadie says he rubs it out too much..... Mer puts her back in her intern place.

teens fighting... ohh the memories... 2 sisters crashed their dads car... omg b/c she was texting while driving... the way they fight - know you all know exactly how my relationship with my sister is...

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